Kerstin is directly related to many well known conquerors such as Lord Nielsen (some may spell it Nelson, but that was just a spelling error long time ago), Napoleon (now most known for his Danish bakery) and Ali G - aiiiiiii!

What is it with the Germans and their Aldi? They even take pictures of it, like "Hi Mum. Today I went to Aldi. It was great. I will probably go again tomorrow!" First Choice now have buses reserved for Germans going non-stop from Gamston Road to Aldi. In just 14 days the bus company has experienced a 46 % increase in passengers compared to last years. Bill Gates is now considering the possibility of on-line shopping in Sheffield's Aldis.

Moni just pulled a Johan, and that's why she's in the kitchen. To pull a Johan is when you spill on your trousers or shirt. He does that at least twice a day, so we had to invent this expression. Also please notice my favourite coffee cup in the lower right corner (blue & white). It's a Sheffield Wednesday "Owls" supporters cup, and although we live in a Sheffield United "Blades" area, I really like it.

One of the first days in, Alex and Jean Michelle dropped by with pizza, but apparently it is against Moni's religion to eat pizza, and Steffi politely asked, if she could help her out of her misery.

Kerstin and Moni went to Scotland to find the Loch Ness Monster. The lake however was empty (except for the water of course), but a smart tourist snapped this picture of

The Loch Ness Moni

just before it terrorised the souvenir shop in a cruel and merciless shopping spree.

By now must of ya have probably heard of our Indian neighbour - WAUV! One hot chick! We have already invited her in, and one day she called me "cute". Yes that's right! I was shaving in our backyard, cuz' Kerstin just cleaned the bathroom before a party. On this picture you can see Kerstin showing Ari our neighbours pets. The neighbourhood is not called Little India for nofing.

Life of a celebrity is really hard. The press is constantly hunting you in search for a scandal picture. This is one of them, but luckily for them they are in disguise, so you cannot see who it is.

This man needs help!!!! Desperately...... Now imagine to live in the same house as him. Scary thought, huh?

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Once in a while, a man (or a boy) just need to sit down with a coke, burgers, chips and Heinz Ketchup (the rude ketchup). That's what Johan and I did the other day. What can I say but "you cannot look good on all (or any?) of the pictures... Tonight we're gonna sit down with two XL pizzas and watch "The Simpsooooooons". Kerstin is still at uni, and Moni and Pete are in York, so we don't have to watch Friends. Well, actually we never have to, 'cauze we are the men, and therefore in charge.

This pic is from another night where we decided to cook together:

The pics above were taken at Sheffield United Stadium at the Darby, and of course we won!

Kerstin and Moni always felt sorry for us when we had hangovers, and we would get hugs and massage on the head, where the hangover tends to concentrate. If all girlz where like that, life would definitely be quite different. Actually we had a lot of hangovers. I have tried to keep this site free of alcohol, but it was an illusion.... If ya know what I mean?

In the last days of January, Anna and I went to Liverpool (almost no hangover). It was a good day, and we went to see the city museum as well as The Beatles Museum. The Beatles are as you may know from Liverpool, and the whole city was affected by that. The Beatles performed on several occasions in Sheffield, but I think we came too late for that show...

A few days later Johan and I went to Manchester, this time with a MASSIVE hangover... We started the trip in McD...

(he only smiles because of da camera, or maybe the thought of a large Coke) ... then we moved on to a café to get a cup of coffee...

... Until we went to a pub to get some food and some beers to start us up. It worked (more or less) and we ended up with some betting on the upcoming football game between Liverpool and Sheffield. The winner would meet Man U in the Worthington Cup final, but we lost (well Johan lost the must, I won on my betting). The night ended with some games of pool, until we took the bus back to Sheffield...